All Entries in the "Theatrical" Category
FrightFest 2010: My Little Adventure
I have a confession to make; originally the plan was to cover all five days of FrightFest with reviews and what not but a little devil on my shoulder called Gizumburger kept me away from my netbook AND the High Holborn seems to be in a void where 3G doesn’t seem to work despite being [...]
Piranha 3D – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Entertainment Film Distributors (EFD) UK Release Date: 20th August 2010 Certificate: 18 Running Time: 89 Minutes Director: Alexandre Aja Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Christopher Lloyd, Eli Roth, Kelly Brook In a plethora of horror that tries to take itself seriously, A Serbian Film, Martyrs, I Spit On Your Grave (2010) all set out to shock [...]
Toy Story 3 – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Walt Disney UK Release Date: 19th July 2010 Certificate: U Running Time: 108 Minutes Director: Lee Unkrich Starring: Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Michael Keaton, Joan Cusack A Perfect End, To A Perfect Beginning. Most of us, well my friends grew up with Toy Story pimping out the first in a long line of computer generated films, you could say [...]
Inception – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Warner Bros. UK Release Date: 16th July 2010 Certificate: 12A Running Time: 148 Minutes Director: Christopher Nolan Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, Ken Waranabe Well Nolan returns after his huge hit The Dark Knight and lets face it, it was only a huge hit because people now are overly obsessed with celebrity, so to have a celebrity [...]
The Karate Kid (2010) – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Sony Pictures UK Release Date: 28th July 2010 Certificate: PG Running Time: 140 Minutes Director: Harald Zwart Starring: Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan. Taraji P Henson Well everyone knows this story… mother and child move to foreign land, kid gets bullied old handy man saves kid from uber beating. Tries to do the right thing and ends up [...]
She’s Out Of My League – Theatrical Review
Distributor: DreamWorks UK Release Date: 04/06/2010 Certificate: 12A Running Time: 104 mins Director: Jim Field Smith Writers: Sean Anders & John Morris Starring: Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, T.J. Miller, Mike Vogel, Nate Torrence, Lindsay Sloane, Kyle Bornheimer, Geoff Stults Here I am, lil old me… the popular blogger, well you visit my site, god knows if [...]
Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Walt Disney Studios International UK Release Date: 21/05/10 Certificate: 12A Running Time: 116 mins Director: Mike Newell Writers: Boaz Yakin, Doug Miro Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina, Steve Toussaint, Ronald Pickup The Review: (Minor Spoilers) Yay another video game to movie franchise and it’s not brought to us by Uwe Boll. [...]
A Nightmare On Elm St (2010) – Theatrical Non Fan Review
Distributor: Warner Bros UK Release Date: 07/05/10 Certificate: 18 Running Time: 96 mins Director: Samuel Bayer Writers: Wesley Strick, Eric Heisserer Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, Thomas Dekker, Kellan Lutz, Clancy Brown What’s a Non Fan Review I hear you cry!!! Well as a fan of Elm Street the series from [...]
Meat Grinder – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Terracotta Distribution UK Release Date: Unknown Certificate: 18 Running Time: 101 mins Director: Tiwa Moeithaisong Starring: Mai Charoenpura, Rattanaballang Tohsawat, Tirachaya, Somchai Sakdikul, Duangta Tungkamanee As part of my little trip down to London town to see Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time I also stepped out to the Terracotta Far East Film Festival [...]
Iron Man 2 – Theatrical Review
Distributor: Paramount Pictures UK Release Date: 29/04/10 Certificate: 12A Running Time: 125 mins Director: Jon Favreau Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Mickey Rourke, Samuel L. Jackson, Sam Rockwell The Review: (Minor Spoilers) Well Tony Stark has received his second outing at the cinema and is it good? yes it is! Is it brilliant? Nah! As [...]