Mark Macready 2: The Zombie Brothel

Okay so Ryan doesn’t know this yet and I have yet to see the first film but my love for the Zombie Hooker knows no bounds.  I feel compelled to try and get her something of substance.

They won’t put her scene back in the film HOWEVER… here’s what I’ve come up with in the past ten minutes of pondering.

Just so you don’t forget her… here she is again, the starlet of this new feature!

Here’s my post:

It’s that time again, my latest attempt to get the Zombie Hooker back in the film or perhaps since she only makes a brief appearance via a picture in a file, her story could be told in another form.

Mark Macready and The Zombie Brothel!

It could be a Vipco classic in 20 years time.

Melanie the Hooker makes a Faustian pact with the new pimp in town. Discovered by this new pimp working hard on the business men going through Piccadilly station, this new protector offers Melanie the Hooker the notoriety of Heidi Fleiss and the Riches of Katie Price. It’s an offer Melanie can’t refuse. Down on her luck and diagnosed with urrr cancer or aids. (something to make the audience feel sorry for her).

She realises this is her chance to live and she can’t pass it up. Not believing in voodoo mumbo jumbo however she takes part in this strange pimps ritual as a sceptic. Little does she know she’s bargained with her soul and this necromancing smoothie is taking both her soul and her life force.

Mark Macready sensing a disturbance in the umm force; (Don’t Sue Mr Lucas) returns to Manchester.

Girls are going missing and Marks supernatural sense is tingling. Leading him to a new gentleman’s club “The Dry Snatch” urrrr “The Not So Fresh Peach”, “Get It While It’s Wet…”? Well you get the idea.

Mania ensues as Mark must face of against an old magic, a strong magic and fight to release the captured souls of these industry professionals. No one cares when a hooker goes missing… except for Mark Macready that is!

Will Mark escape with his life or will the undead vixens devour his soul and his flesh in a gory display?

It’s a race against time as with every soul the Zombie Madame takes the voodoo pimp gains more power.

The End Is Nigh…. Not while Mark Macready is around.

Another demonic disaster avoided.

That’s ten minutes in my mind and all to give the Zombie Hooker the screen time she deserves!!

Links you need to know:

The Last Zombie Hooker Post - Mark Macready and The Archangel Murders - @MarkMacready - @NathanHead - @AshleighEPitt - @PaulNewbery