Zombie Hookers, need they have an STI?

The picture below represents a poor Zombie Hooker who now lies defeated on the cutting room floor.  She has been slighted by those who created her.  Her brain functions are at an all time low, she has decided to tweet her woes but has forgotten to bring along a keyboard.

See the sadness in her eyes, not only does she have to deal with the itchyness of thrush.  The viral load of HIV, she’s now a zombie… Choose your poison from this typhoid Mary but help her pay for her treatments (That the NHS won’t provide for) by getting her back in Mark Macready and The Archangel Murders.

I suppose I better tell you what the film is about but to be honest, all I know is… It’s Short, Funny and has Zombies.  It’s also won an award of some sort, not an Oscar or Emmy but something on par with those two.

Manchester. Present Day. Supernatural crime hub of the 21st century, home to Detective Mark “Mac” Macready.

When Macready wakes from a coma he was brutally put into by an unseen enemy, he is met with the unsettling news that his wife Christina is missing and a mass murdering monster has been on the rampage, which the press has affectionately dubbed ‘The Archangel’. Realising there is a connection between his wife’s disappearance and the arrival of ‘The Archangel’ the intrepid detective descends into a paranoid, frenzied search through Manchester’s dark supernatural underbelly coming up against Ghoul’s and Demons at every turn. It is up to Mac, and Mac alone, to find his missing wife, solve the case and bring the merciless Archangel to cold blooded justice

Help get the Zombie Hooker spliced back into the film ASAP by following the cast and creators of Mark Macready.  Then maybe they’ll let me see the film when Blogomatic3000 (link on the right) comes up here to see it.  I love my Blogomatic Buddies.

Anyway here they are, I’ll probably forget a few!

@MarkMacready - @NathanHead - @AshleighEPitt - @PaulNewbery 

They’re all rather friendly, I think they’re all on the twitter marketing offensive.  Not all of them can be that nice.  I reckon Ash and Paul are right D.I.V.A’s when they’re on set. 

Those two may have even contributed to the plight of our poor Zombie Hooker.  Worry not, I am writing a treatment where our discarded Zombie Hooker is the Madame of a Zombie Brothel…. HUZZAH.

Doesn’t that sound like fun? it’s gonna me Mark Macready 2, the makers of the original don’t know this yet…